- Peter Mandleson gets covered in green muck
- Farmers with bananas are coming to the Square Broken toe ends Paula Radcliffe's marathon hopes The Guardian unearths a verbose article about the first deep-level electric Tube trains Ancient odds 'n sods found on Olympic site.
- Vice magazine gets all philosophical about London graffiti, while a Banksy mural is covered up by order of Westminster council, the silly Kants
- Not such a happy London return for Amy Winehouse: she's been charged with assaulting a fan
