Panda Car Gets Extra HP

SallyB2
By SallyB2 Last edited 108 months ago
Panda Car Gets Extra HP

2102.sauce.jpg The Met had fried egg on its face yesterday, not to mention sauce on its back seat, when police officers in Enfield were rushed to hospital after coming into contact with a very dodgy compound: HP sauce. Yup, that's right - persons nameless lobbed some of the iconic syrupy stuff through the back window of a panda car, engendering the kind of panic normally reserved for chemical warfare. Londonist understands that the PCs in question have been realeased from hospital having been treated for severe embarassment. They have been advised to act less rasherly in future, and to try head buttying their assailants first. It doesn't take much of a detective to deduce that the constabulary's canteens must be somewhat lacking - it is a sorry matter when our officers of the law are unable to recognise the smell of a good British breakfast. (Image/buckaroo kid)

Last Updated 21 February 2009