First we have to worry about climate change, warming habitats and melting polar ice caps killing off the poor polar bears, now we have to worry about them being commandeered for PR stunts as new digital television channels float them down the Thames. Oh, it wasn't real? Ah that's alright then. Just the climate change thing we have to fret over. While watching programmes about environmental issues on telly. The telly that uses all that energy we're always being told to switch off. OK then.
Won't Somebody Think Of The Polar Bears?
Last Updated 26 January 2009