Weekend Round-Up

Here’s what we’ve learned this weekend whilst you’ve been cuddling up on the couch:

A teenager is in bad shape after being stabbed in Wimbledon last night.

Some silly little girls have been suspended form Greycoats School for slagging off a teacher on Facebook.

A five year old boy has had electrodes implanted into his brain: a first for Guy’s and St. Thomas’.

NIMBY 1: Mayfair’s residents say they will not be sorry to see the back of the American Embassy.

NIMBY 2: Kensington residents would like the Israeli Embassy protests moved as it is inconveniencing them. Twats shouldn’t live in Embassy-land then.

Good news for East Londoners: the authorities are em-Barking on a £12m hospital rebuild.

Fair old fines for fare dodgers: from today it’s fifty quid if you’re caught. So don’t do it.

London’s closed, by kenchie via the Londonist flickr pool.