"Squalor" Redefined

The Park Lane squatters got evicted yesterday, as many papers report - some with more unrestrained glee than others. Judges ruled the Duke of Westminster could have his property back immediately, so bailiffs used sledgehammers to break in and then made a note of any damage. Pot / kettle? Anyway. The Daily Mail is working itself up into a lather about the state of the buildings; but looking at the photos I reckon my gaff's in worse nick. The Temporary School of Thought is also no more, which we're quite sad about. Keep your eyes peeled for our interview with a squatter later today...