No Shit!

Non-news story of the day must be the expulsion of a shit-covered horse-rider from a supermarket in East London, for being “too smelly”. The incident, which occurred at a Tesco supermarket in Romford, provoked the rider to complain about her treatment. Tesco however are unrepentant, stating that their staff were justified in asking her to leave, as she had “manure” on her riding boots. Oh well. (Image / lorentey)