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AAArrrrrrrrrrrrrGGGGhhh! Star Wars, The Musical.

Euurgh! An impoverished Beckenham DJ is to sell his gold teeth. Mmmm! Smoked salmon! The credit crunch is turning to credit munch in East London.

Oooh-er! Lord Adonis(?) rides the javelin.

Hmmm! A convicted paedophile has been found dead, the victim of a frenzied knife attack.

Postcard by Phill4 via the Londonist flickr pool