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Get this: Lambeth council have opened a number of 'ghost libraries' to meet their government cultural quotas.

The Menezes enquiry isn't going very well really: now the family have walked out. Three trainee Michael Jacksons have been selected for the new show Thriller.

Bobby the gorilla has gone to the big furry montain in the sky. Londonist is sad.

Boy George has been found guilty of false imprisonment.

Standards are slipping as the paper cuts the number of editions.

Chaps by shwe via the Londonist flickr pool.