Weekend Round-Up

This is what we have learned this weekend whilst you have been out rolling in the grass:

The saga of the missing bike and the distraught party leader has a happy ending after all.

Operation Trident are investigating after a man was found shot dead outside RED nightclub in Limehouse.

A man has been stabbed to death in Streatham.

And Operation Sapphire are investigating the comportment of a senior Harrods employee after sexual assault allegations made by a fifteen year old customer.

With typical good timing, Thames Water have managed to leave thousands of homes in Merton without water today after a mains burst.

Finally, if you see a large blue pig going past today, it’s not actually the results of your over-indulgence last night.

And here’s what we think we will have learned by this time next week:

That’s it’s a good week to get baking;

That inane pictures of girls in bikinis still get passed as journalism;

That shisha culture is alive and well in London now that summer’s here.

Photo from D1v1d’s flickr stream under the Creative Commons Licence.