Curry Tout Ticked Off

Tower Hamlets' plan to ensure hassle-free passage along Brick Lane has resulted in restaurant tout Dilwar Ali being fined £400, after he was found guilty of touting for Chillies restaurant. Already this year the council has slapped an ASBO on another tout, Motin Miah, who was also enticing people into Chillies. Might be a restaurant to avoid, and we remind you when seeking a joint to enjoy your jalfrezi in, always remember the Poppadom Rule: a curry house's quality is in inverse proportion to the aggression displayed by touts luring you inside.