Weekend Round-Up

SallyB2
By SallyB2 Last edited 125 months ago
Weekend Round-Up
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Here’s what we’ve learned whilst you were stuck in Bank Holiday traffic jams:

  • In the weekend crime round-up, a promising young actor was killed in a street brawl in Sidcup whilst four other youths were stabbed….
  • And two teenagers have been shot and seriously wounded in separate incidents in North London.
  • Police are ‘puzzled’ over the disappearance of a man accused of stealing some rare horticultural books.
  • Tube cleaners are threatening to go on strike. They have cleaners?
  • Croydon police have released CCTV images of suspected gang rapists.
  • Boy racers in Wimbledon have taken to posting silly-arse videos of their antics on You-Tube.
  • There be killer caterpillars in Colindale.
  • Chris Rock breaks a new world record with the biggest ever stand-up gig at the O2. Jeez – we hope they liked him.
  • Petrol theft could soon be a thing of the past as garages in London have begun to install security spikes.
  • And here’s what we think we will have learned by this time next week:

  • That Madge may be a New Londoner but she has still turned down our suggestion of being our Eurovision entry next year. Wonder if Amy’s free?
  • The date of the Labour party ballot. To find a new PM of course.
  • That Indy has broken all box office records and sod the critics.
  • Rained-on tourists from genvessel’s flickr photo stream under the Creative Commons Licence.

    Last Updated 25 May 2008