Weekend Round-Up

This is what we have learned this weekend whilst you’ve been indulging those spring-time DIY pangs:

LU has become very censorious of late. What’s to offend about a photo of a fat, pink-boxer-shorted Christ on the cross?

A couple of shoppers were so worried about being caught for card fraud that they ran out of a Bromley store leaving their baby behind.

High jinx in High Wycombe. Actually a bit more serious than that as it involves a school arson attack.

The first biofuel trial flight has taken place from Heathrow to Amsterdam. Of which more undoubtedly later.And in the weekend knife-crime round-up, police are appealing for witnesses to a doorstep stabbing in Eltham, whilst a teenager is in hospital after a stabbing outside a central London club.

There seems to be some sort of football match on this afternoon: the police were getting all stressy about it.

And this is what we think we will have learned by this time next week:

That the Brits rock.

That after threats to move Eastenders from Elstree to Pinewood, or even to Wales, a decision is made to outsource it to India.

Hmm. So why not move Ramsay Street into the empty Elstree studios? We are reputedly its biggest audience, and the stars all seem to end up over here anyway. Just a thought.

Have a sublime week.

Slightly alarming but jolly impressive photo from Joerg Moellenkamp’s flickr stream.