Stereophonics' frontman, Kelly Jones, was in hospital yesterday with an injured arm following a "fracas" with a security guard at an aftershow party for the Vodafone Live Music Awards in town Wednesday night.
We heard it went a bit like this:
Security: Hurry up and...... wait!
Stereophonic: I'm just looking...
Security: Oooh, all handbags and gladrags are we eh?
Stereophonic: Look boyoh, there's the bartender and the thief over there.
Security: Don't step on my old size nines, now.
Stereophonic: Rewind! Have a nice day...
Both: ungainly, mismatched tussle....
Result: Stereophonic 0 - Security 1
Image courtesy of robigouk's Flickrstream.