Stereophonic Vs Security

By Lindsey Last edited 134 months ago
Stereophonic Vs Security

Stereophonics' frontman, Kelly Jones, was in hospital yesterday with an injured arm following a "fracas" with a security guard at an aftershow party for the Vodafone Live Music Awards in town Wednesday night.

We heard it went a bit like this:

Security: Hurry up and...... wait!

Stereophonic: I'm just looking...

Security: Oooh, all handbags and gladrags are we eh?

Stereophonic: Look boyoh, there's the bartender and the thief over there.

Security: Don't step on my old size nines, now.

Stereophonic: Rewind! Have a nice day...

Both: ungainly, mismatched tussle....

Result: Stereophonic 0 - Security 1

Image courtesy of robigouk's Flickrstream.

Last Updated 21 September 2007