Transatlantic rumours reach us that North London's finest, Amy Winehouse, is about to get hitched this week at a ceremony with a handful of mates.
When husband-to-be Blake Fielder-Civil popped the question, she should surely have responded with "I say - No, No, No." Rejection would normally have been reasonable on the grounds of his remarkably silly name - although this would be tough to argue as she already has it emblazoned somewhere on her chest as a tattoo. Ouch.
Miami seems to be the preferred location for the ceremony, which will be a disappointment to thousands of Enfield residents. Will it be a white wedding? By that we don't mean the colour of her dress, but the likelihood of there being quite a lot of white powdery stuff around, of course...
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