The Illustrated Londonist

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The Illustrated Londonist

With the arrival of the deadly H5N1 strain of bird flu The Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs have been quick to question suspects.

Some bipedal-warm-blooded-oviparous-vertebrate rights lawyers have said the interrogation techniques are Draconian and tantermount to torture. A spokesperson for the department cried 'no fowl' and said if they got nuthin' to hide they got nuthin' to worry about.

Last Updated 04 February 2007