Di-Aid: The threat is real

By sizemore Last edited 141 months ago
Di-Aid: The threat is real
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One, two, princes plan before you

(thats what we said, wow)

Princes, princes who will scar you

(too late to stop it, now)

One has Elton's number in his pocket

(don't look back, run now!)

It's really happening, damn and cock it!

(they've booked Duran Duran now)

You know we're serious when we play the Sing-a-long-a-Spin Doctors card.

A little like Charlton Heston sobbing on the beach at the end of Planet of the Apes there was a collective sob of horror that this thing was actually going ahead. Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

"The concert next summer seems an entirely fitting way to celebrate her life and her work. We are honoured that she always referred to Duran Duran as her favourite band as she was certainly our favourite princess."

It took some doing but we tracked down a list of Duran Duran's top five favourite Princesses:

1. Princess Diana - pros good skier / cons dead as a doornail

2. Princess Leia - pros metal bikini / cons annoying brother & family problems

3. Xena, Warrior Princess - pros kicks ass / cons turns out she's a Cylon

4. Princess Diana aka Wonder Woman - pros best costume ever / cons makes you tell the truth

5. The Princess Bride - pros her name is Buttercup / cons plays hard to get

Last Updated 12 December 2006