KITT Outed by Best Friend

By sizemore Last edited 147 months ago
KITT Outed by Best Friend

We've been trying to think of an excuse to give in and add HOFF as a category and then we go and miss this story from Friday:

David Hasselhoff Says "Knight Rider" Car Was Gay

Headlines like that come along only a few times in a journalist's career. Maira Oliveira over at All Headline News must feel as chuffed as when Lois Lane got an 'exclusive' from that guy in the red pants.

Normally we'd have to find a tenuous link to justify linking this nonsense up here, but thank God Glen A Larson that the story also mentions the Hoff falling asleep on GMTV and then justifying the nap by revealing his celebrity travel log:

"I was really tired. I'd been in Vancouver then Leeds, then Manchester then Croydon."

And of course now everyone reckons he was drunk... If the new Knightrider movie could just have a sozzled Hoff behind the wheel of a shocking pink Trans Am we'd probably watch it twice.

It's just a shame The Swayze can't up his game and compete on this level.

Last Updated 09 October 2006