A one-man production of all six Star Wars filmed in 20 minutes will take place at the Criterion Theatre next Thursday.
Adam Long of the Reduced Shakespeare Company "will play roles including Darth Vader and Jabba the Hutt and cover EVERY key plot point", reducing the 13 hour epic by 98%.
We hope he hasn't had too much trouble filling out the first ten minutes, Episodes I - III having little in the way of story. But then, no stage play would be complete without Jar Jar Binks making an entrance.
