Our favourite story of the week simply because it's so freakin' METAL:
IRON MAIDEN singer and qualified pilot BRUCE DICKINSON airlifted 200 British citizens who had fled war torn Beirut, Lebanon back to the UK yesterday... The 47-year-old flew a Boeing 757 to Cyprus where he picked up the evacuees and flew them back to London's Gatwick Airport.
In an alternate dimension he probably flew a burning Lancaster bomber with Eddie at the tail-gun...
After that horrific Fergie video we need something to take the pain away and what better than a reminder that the only respectable place for a Union Jack is not on some trollop's pants, but in the mighty hands of Bruce Bruce: