...that'll be a professional pop video, not a dimly lit home super-8 production you perverted hopefuls. Well you should email thepipettes at gmail dot com NOW. Here's the blurb:
Fancy getting your mug onto the small screen alongside Becki, Gwenno and Rose?
The Pipettes are gearing up for the release of their latest Memphis Industries single - and they want YOU to be in the video.
Next Sunday, January 15, The Pipettes will shoot a music video for upcoming single "Your Kisses Are Wasted On Me". From mid-afternoon, and into the night, the girls will be pulling their finest shapes for the cameras at a fashionable North London nightspot. The plan is to recreate the excitement, panache and sparkle of a Pipettes gig for the benefit of the couch-flatteners of TV land.
So join us! We want people who aren't afraid to wear something polka-dotty and get down, boogie, shimmy and shake. Do the monkey, do the hussle, do the boogaloo twist... do whatever you want! Just do it with us, for a few hours, next Sunday. Got to be better than watching Maggot on 'celebrity' Big Brother right?
Remember it's first come, first served and we recommend you wear at least two pairs of pants.
Also since we're doing this public service thing for you today, if, for any reason, any of you might want to see Babyshambles tonight at Koko, tickets are still available here.