Monica Lewinsky is to come to London to do a Masters degree in Social Psychology at the London School of Economics.
Now if we were being crass and lazy we would say something here like: wouldn't it be more likely for Monica to come over here to 'do' all the Masters at the LSE...chortle chortle.
But we're not like that, and anyway that would probably be doing Monica down...oh God, there we go again, straying into weak double entendre teritory.
How about if we just say "Congratulations Monica, and we'll see you down the Union for a pint of Blastaway sometime... and we promise to leave the cigars at home."
