You May Have Already Won

By london_euan Last edited 171 months ago
You May Have Already Won

Are you desperate to have a better life? Do you believe that better life can come through the acquisition of more material possessions, better shiny bigger possessions? Do you want to achieve this with minimal work and cash expended?

Then you're probably the type of person that buys lottery tickets even though the odds of you winning are only slightly less favourable than for you to shit a briefcase full of cash out one morning.

Irrespective of miraculous bowel movements, you may have already won and not know it.

"An unsuspecting holder of a winning Lotto ticket which was bought in west London has just a few days to claim a £3.9m prize."

It's for the first of January draw, so probably the last ticket before your New Years resolution to spend the money on something more useful, like shoes for the kids or maybe scratch cards because the odds are better aren't they?

The ticket was purchased in Richmond, you have until the 30th of June to claim it and the numbers are 4, 6, 9, 12, 15 and 40.

Good luck with that.

Last Updated 24 June 2005