<i>All too easy</i>

By sizemore Last edited 156 months ago
<i>All too easy</i>

We all know the story. The one who was once thought to be our saviour fell and became the lapdog of the dark side. Now things look to be at their darkest as the Emperor sets his sights on the son:

TONY: You don't know the power of the dark side. I must obey my master.

EUAN: I will not turn...and you'll be forced to kill me.

TONY: If that is your destiny.

EUAN: Search your feelings, father. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.

TONY: It is too late for me, son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Republican Party. He is your master now.

The above was picked up by Londonist's hidden microphones as Tony Blair prepared to send off his son to Washington where he'll begin his training as a Sith Lord Republican intern.

The galaxy's only hope now is that Blair will come to his senses right at the last moment and drop George Bush off the top of The White House just minutes before the Millennium Falcon blows the crap out of it.

Last Updated 27 June 2005

Jackson West


(to us Yanks, that's called 'reasoned political discourse')

Is Euan's idea of being a piously moralistic free-market fundamentalist some attempt to rebel against his father? Is the "Labour" part of "Labour Party" some sort of running gag? SFist jokes about Senator Dianne Feinstein being a Republican wolf in Democrat faux-sheepskin, but are the Scooby Doo kids going to pull the mask off Blair and find John Tower under there? "If it wasn't for you meddling kids, we could have kept the war in Iraq going indefinitely!"

A socialist anglophile will be crying himself to sleep in San Francisco tonight.


A socialist anglophile will be crying himself to sleep in San Francisco tonight.

Welcome to the other side of the looking glass Mr West.

For every American anglophile there is a Brit in love with the US of A. For some of us that means the 'idea' of America which is noble and good. For some of us that means simply watching old Burt Reynolds movies at 3 in the morning. While for others it means being voted into the most important job in the country and then realising that it meanss nothing the moment you see the American political system from the inside. Poor Blair had his head spun right around, found God somewhere along the line and is now offering up his firstborn in order to suckle at the nipple of power.

Jackson West

Thanks for putting everything in terms I can understand, Mike. Those terms being Burt Reynolds movies and mouthing teets, natch.


Now if only they'd combine the two we'd have the ULTIMATE movie.

Like if Takashi Miike directed a remake of Hooper

Poliz Zelnek

My name is Jake and you can kiss my ass! + ,,