"Christmas as it should be". That's how Camden Arts Centre is billing its Christmas Clichés Party, which takes place tonight.
And they're not kidding about the clichés. There will be mulled wine, mince pies, a "Christmas performance", and to top it all off, a screening of the 1954 Bing Crosby classic White Christmas.
Londonist can't decide if this is sincere, ironic or 'post-ironic'...but maybe we're reading too much into it. Maybe we should just go and get drunk and sing along to Bing.
It is free after all.
The Camden Arts Centre Christmas Cliches Party starts tonight at 6.00pm. You can reserve tickets on 020 7472 5500.