Initial reports that Kirsty had fallen on hard times and had been employed by the gallery as a security guard are, it turns out, untrue.
Far from sitting on a chair in the corner of a rooom looking bored and occasionally glowering at small children, Kirsty is to give a series of guided tours and a gallery talk about the public's reaction to the Turner Prize.
Londonist thinks that Kirsty's almost 'dominatrix' demeanour (we're not the only ones who've noticed that right?) should go down well with the Tate's punters. And the gallery's website is even promising a bit of "lascivious humour"...oooh saucy.
What next? Nigella Lawson presents the Christmas Lectures?