NKOTB: NIMBY

In our occasional FFS series, we bring ‘news’ that New Kids On The Block are playing two nights in London, riding the wave of comeback specials that brought back Spice Girls, Take That and Boyzone in the last two years like so many unethical, unnatural scientific experiments. If you died in the 90s, you should stay dead in the 00s — and certainly not be charging £££ to witness a thoroughly flogged dead horse getting a few more extra lashes of the merciless ‘rehash, repackage, re-sell’ whip.

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