Rarggggh! Rargggggh! That's the sound of the London Monster, submitted by an anonymous reader. A clever concoction in which the iconic buildings of London have somehow merged together to form a giant tourist-eating beastie. (May not be based on actual events.) It's probably not the most quick-witted of monsters, however, given that its brain is housed in City Hall.
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