Step aside, children, for you have hogged the bouncy castles for too long. The Monster is a 300m-long, adults-only, giant inflatable obstacle course and — joy of joys — it's coming to Alexandra Palace as part of a nationwide tour this summer.
It's pretty much an all day party where you can get stuck into the course, Gladiator-style, then hop off straight into DJ sets, street food and plenty of booze. We're feeling a little nauseous just thinking about it, but we're not sure if that's the combination of food and jumping, or the over-excitement at trying such inflatable hurdles as the Mega Slide, Tunnel of Love and the Bouncy Cage of Doom.
The Monster is coming to Alexandra Palace, Alexandra Palace Way, N22 7AY between the 24-27 August 2018. Tickets cost £20 and include a full circuit of The Monster plus access to all food and drink areas. Spectator tickets can also be purchased for £2.50 and include access to all food and drink areas. Find out more about tickets and purchase yours here.