What we're reading
- Elon Musk plans London to New York rocket flights in 29 minutes.
- Revealed: Brixton Market up for sale for £30m.
- White rabbit baffles commuters on London's transport system.
- Uber's UK boss has quit amid London licence ban.
- Do Uber really have 40,000 drivers?
- Passengers evacuate Southern train after a preacher started talking about doomsday and panic.
Things to do
RECOLLECTING EAST AFRICA: At the National Archives you can learn about the harrowing testimonies of soldiers who fought during the East Africa campaign. The National Archives, £5, book ahead, 2pm-3pm
AND NOW WHAT?: Brexit, now what? Immigration, now what? Inequality, now what? It's a big ol' question, which is being explored by young people through spoken word, music, theatre and film starting today until the end of November. Roundhouse, various prices, book ahead, until 27 November
TALES FROM TELEVISION: Have you ever wondered how they make those visually arresting natural history programmes? In this lecture, Dr George McGavin will take you on a behind the scenes look at some of the highs and lows of natural history filmmaking. Museum of London, free, book ahead, 6pm-7pm
CANDLELIGHT LATE: Every first Tuesday of the month Sir John Soane's Museum opens its atmospheric doors and invites Londoners to explore its collection by candlelight. Make sure you're in the queue by 5.30pm to avoid being turned away. Sir John Soane's Museum, free, just turn up, 6pm-9pm
BEATS AND DRINKS: Head to the Africa Centre for the London launch of #FutureTrends, a week-long series looking at how emerging urban cultures are shaping the future fashion and architecture of East Africa. Expect art, fashion film screenings and talks with the artists. Africa Centre, free, book ahead, 6pm-11pm, until 7 October.
TASTE OF ISLAY: Enjoy cocktails inspired by the Isle of Islay. As part of London Cocktail Week, The Botanist — the first and only Islay dry gin — will partner with east London joint Sager and Wilde. Bethnal Green, £45, book ahead, 7pm-10.30pm, until 6 October
CHAI MASTERCLASS: Learn how to brew the perfect cuppa at Pamban Chai & Coffee House, located at the far end of Camden Market. You'll sample Pamban's menu (including the deliciously creamy and oh-so Instagrammable jaggery milkshakes) before mixing your own spices and trying your hand at latte art. Pamban Chai & Coffee House, £25, book ahead, 7pm-9pm
MERCHANT OF VENICE: Watch actors who have no idea of the plot, no rehearsals, and nowhere to hide from your scrutiny as they attempt to wing one of the Bard's best plays — luckily it's one of his shortest. The Cockpit Theatre, £20, book ahead, 7pm-9pm, until 7 October
THE LADYKILLERS: Go and have a laugh with this stage adaption of a beloved Ealing classic about a dastardly professor and his motley crew of musicians planning a train robbery. Queen's Theatre, £29, book ahead, 7.30pm, until 21 October
SUSPICIOUS MINDS: Dark romantic-comedy about a couple's last-ditch attempt to fix their relationship. Expect adult themes. Pleasance Theatre, £12, book ahead, 7.45pm-8.45pm, until 8 October
COMEDY GROTTO: Comic genius Pierre Novellie does observational comedy for people who think they hate observational comedy. Go along tonight, challenge him to win you over and you'll be raising money for Syrian refugees in the process. Win Win. The Star of Kings, £5, book ahead, 8pm-10.15pm
Art review: a triathlon for a composer
The King’s Institute explores the theme of melancholia in this exhibition and starts with the fantastic Albrecht Durer print of the same name, showing a rather glum winged figure. At the other end of the scale we have a 54 minute video of an artist swimming, cycling and running between where the composer Chopin’s heart and body are buried — over 1,000 miles apart. The show is short but the few works have a poweful impact. Melancholia: A Sebald Variation at King’s Cultural Institute, Strand (entrance through Somerset House). Until 10 December, free ★★★★☆ (Tuesday-Sunday) Tabish Khan
Food review: Lunch spot Dayrooms is an Instagrammable hit
From now on Pret won’t get a look in — there’s a new kid on the block when it comes to fresh and tasty lunch offerings in the city. Complete with pink coffee machine and plenty of plants, The Dayrooms café in Holborn offers a weekly changing seasonal menu, so you never quite know what to expect from the colourful deli counter. Fill a box with salads such as roasted pumpkin and feta, pak choi and bean sprouts, or wild rice, then choose extras such as bruschetta and tacos. Protein add-ons are varied, and even include vegan options — succulent soy, honey and sesame chicken was a sound choice, but the crispy skinned trout and courgette fritters looked equally delicious. When it comes to dessert, adventurous options such as carrot and cardamom cake, buckwheat banana bread and miso caramel brownies definitely give Dayrooms’ bakes the edge. The venue is small (but perfectly formed) and lends itself primarily to take away, but there are spaces to sit, munch, and admire the stunning interiors. With a vitamin-heavy smoothie menu, teas from T2, insanely good coffee and décor that makes the café pretty Instagram-worthy, Dayrooms is a hit. The Dayrooms Café, 10 Theobald’s Road, London, WC1X 8PN ★★★★☆ Hari Mountford
Theatre review: It's Shahtime, baby
Ahir Shah's new show deals with Brexit and Trump, with the rise of fascism across the world and the decline of kindness. Big tragic hypocrisies and insidious, personal ones. All the thorny stuff. Fortunately Control's more than up to the task. It's true the lolz are frontloaded in the show. The final third becomes more reflective, the earlier mix of personal and political shifting in favour of the latter. It’s far from uneven, though. By the end of the show, Control's an equal mix of comedy and poetry, Shah's fired-up invective landing like Kate Tempest dropping bars. Control's not light-hearted — not remotely — but the energy of Shah's anger and defiance, and the deftness of his delivery keeps it buoyant. Ahir Shah: Control, Soho Theatre, 21 Dean Street, Soho, W1D 3NE. Tickets from £9, until 7 October ★★★★★ Lydia Manch
Good cause for the day: dog walking
Join hoards of dog walkers on a pad around Hamspstead Heath at this fundraising dog walk for animal charity Mayhew Animal Home. Choose between a leisurely 3km walk past Highgate Ponds or a more challenging 5km walk up steeper hills passed the iconic Kenwood House. Even if you haven't had time to round up sponsors you can still enjoy a stroll with your pooch and raise awareness for a good cause. Hampstead Heath Band Stand, £10 for the first dog, £5 for additional dogs (no more than three per person), book ahead, 8 October, 11.30am
Fun things to do with our friends and sponsor Funzing...
London is a city of incredible transformation. With structural remains that date back to ancient history still in existence, this unique walking tour takes in Lost London in all its former glory. From the Titanic booking office to the graveyards of man's best friend, you'll discover the weird and wonderful places that used to exist in the capital but are now only committed to memory. Using old photographs, newspaper cuttings and stories from the past, you'll be amazed at what has largely been written out of our history books... Get tickets
Whether you’re a pre-grated cheddar sprinkler or mimolette fan, this cheesy walking tour will delight your senses. Starting off at a cheese counter in Mayfair that has been serving for more than 300 years, you'll tour the city's best dairy delights - including Fortnum & Mason, where the royals get their fix. Get tickets
Take to the waters and glide about in this beginner paddleboarding session. By the end of it, you'll be standing up and paddling solo, and there's plenty of help on hand to improve your technique. Change of clothes required. Get tickets
The Underworld collides with the Underground in more ways that one -- from the angel that saved a tube worker from death to the ghosts of King's Cross, discover the ghoulish history of the Undergound on a tour around the city. £10 Get tickets