Are you one of those people who guiltily mumbles a rendition of Why Does it Always Rain on Me? while you're in the shower? Ever wondered what your sopping wet mumblings actually sound like? Now you can have the horror of finding out, thanks to the bathroom-turned-recording-studios at Aloft London Excel.
Special showers in the hotel come fitted with waterproof recording equipment and touchpad technology, allowing you to record, listen back and — lord forbid — share your water-drenched warblings online. Better get practising your Michael Bubbly* and Soapy Ellis-Bextor** then.
**Kill us now.