This Friday, 12 August, Bodean's Old Street Branch will give away £2,000 worth of free ribs to celebrate their first birthday.
They'll be dishing out baby back ribs and fries from noon until their stocks run dry — just head for the special van parked on Westland Place, next to the restaurant.
Should you want to gloat on Twitter or Instagram about your rib freebie then use the hashtag #TheGreatRibEscape to ensure maximum envy.
Obviously, you'll need to get there early, and we expect to see those bones picked clean.
Bodean’s BBQ, 201 City Road, Clerkenwell, EC1V 1JN