We're fond of our vampires but they tend to be of the local legendary, made up or invisible variety rather than sexy. Those with a more contemporary appreciation of the fanged and undead will appreciate the threeway vampire showdown between 30 Days of Night's Diora Baird, Twilight's Christian Serratos and True Blood's Natasha Alam.
Elsewhere, FHM shuns feeding into the MPA's consultation on policing priorities in favour of setting its own office geek duo - Twatman and Bobbin, if you will - on a Kick Ass style crime prevention spree. Superhero outfitted and sweaty, they recount their anti-hero escapades. If you want to make your 'hood a safer place we recommend you stay home and do the questionnaire.
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