By Katie McKenzie
If you've "got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn" glitzy ringside VIP tables are available at a knock out £149 per head, or get your rich friends or benevolent employers to shell out for a table of ten at £1390. There's also a charity auction in aid of Wooden Spoon so impress your mates with your philanthropic bent, do. If you can forgo dinner, table service and being in spitting distance of the action, balcony seats start from £20.
Buy glitzy VIP and standard tickets online but not before you've kept an eye on our Twitter stream @londonist in the next 24 hours for a chance to win one of five free pairs of standard tickets to this fistful of crazy affair.
Showtime is at the Troxy, 490 Commercial Road, E1 (Limehouse DLR/rail) on Thursday 13 May. Doors 7pm, first bell 8.30pm, boxing ends 11.15pm, afterparty till 2am. You too can learn to box at The Real Fight Club in Shoreditch.