Come Dine With You?

Competitive cooks of South East London brace yourselves: Come Dine With Me - the best reason to work from home these days - needs a bunch of hugely ill-matched, foodily ambitious contestants for the new series. Best if you're deluded about your ability to put a 3 course meal together, have a best friend who's a novelty entertainer, just installed a hot tub in the backyard and tend to get abusive when tipsy. Apply here. We can't wait to watch you.