Lewisham Flooded With Snake Oil

Lindsey
By Lindsey Last edited 180 months ago
Lewisham Flooded With Snake Oil

madibaad.jpg With the Bank of England about to print more money and employment prospects looking dim, it's unsurprising that entrepreneurial types are branching out into imaginatively niche, if not entirely kosher, industries. Lewisham Council has had to warn residents not to be sucked in by a proliferation of bogus 'health' traders peddling snake oil 'cures' for everything from baldness to cancer. Similarly, it's been noticed that the 'spiritual' classified ranks in the Metro are swelling and we're starting to wonder, if the many 'healer' advertisers claiming to assist "no matter what your problem" or if "everything in your life seem to go wrong", are to be believed - particularly with money, business and impotency problems - perhaps Gordon Brown should give Mr Madiba or one of his friends a ring (three day results, all work guaranteed, pay on results).

Last Updated 05 March 2009