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The Dean of Westminster Abbey wants to open his triforium. Fnar fnar.

Tubes staff who failed to turn up on snowed-in-Monday won't get paid.

Green Lanes just got a bit greener.

Let's face it: Jacqui Smith just can't put a foot right.

Boris is struggling with his affordable housing scheme.

A rescued doggy-fighter is looking for a loving new kennel.

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