London Hilton For Paris

Latest press grabbing wheeze from be my Brit best bud bird, Paris Hilton: she wants to name her firstborn daughter, London. Being a self-proclaimed, self-made woman (her film credits, club appearances, dire pop career and general being herself-ness not helped at all by her heiress stature) she's got to find someone willing to impregnate her and not leach into the family fortune and name. After all, we assume she wants a London Hilton. Although, alternative amusing star match surnames are welcome in the comments for consideration. (Image / Robert Brook)