Footie Flirting Alert

The dreaded VD looms - more of which shortly - but if you're looking for some fun, flirting and possibly some football, then you might want to sign up for A Game of 2 Halves at Bar Kick, Shoreditch on Tuesday 27 January. No speed dating here... but speed babyfoot (table football, you know) and you must come armed with a ridiculous topic of conversation (hint: preferred types of cheese and whether your mum bought any of your clothes has worked well for us in the past). The hosts will be in Edwardian dress (is this a Suffra-jets thing?) and expecting good old fashioned behaviour. We recommend everyone take advantage of the stick on moustaches available. Tickets are £15 which includes a free cocktail. Email for more information. (Image / Slaminsky)