Proving once and for all that one man's heaven is another man's hell... here's a selection of incredible pictures from the underground world that makes up the tube network.
As 1.34bn passengers use the 402km of the network each year, it stands to reason that some of them will be complete idiots; some will be a bit famous (Hello, Benedict! *waves*); some will probably be a bit worse for wear; others will be a bit shattered.
Don't forget: there is in London all that life can afford.
Well done, station geeks. Well done. Source Hayley Mcqueen A hard day. Source Newageman Source Newageman Time for a snooze. Source Onthetube Fright Mob perform a morph suit flashmob on the Tube. Source Pinterest Laughs at Covent Garden. Source Mashable Noel Gallagher Source Gigwise May the force be with him. Source Mashable A real night owl. Source Revelation It's nigh. Source Secretldn Source Buzzfeed Benedict Cumberbatch loves the Tube. Source Ukdailymagazine Make yourself at home. Source Oscaralexanderl Tough day? Source Tubesleepers Rihanna. Keeping in Riheal. Source Huffingtonpost Got milk. Source London Underground Don't block the doors with bags of any kind. Particularly not bean bags. Source Newageman Taking manspreading to the next level. Source Buzzfeed Long night? Source Tubesleepers Sweet. Source London Underground Pigeon takes a trip. Source Anniemole A different kind of pole dancer. Source Buzzfeed Classy. Source Buzzfeed Boom tish. Source Thoughtsofangel It's a long way to the nearest snorkelling spot. Source The Travel Magazine Look! A real-life fairy takes the Tube. Source Osiowy You have been warned. Source Pinterest More TfL humour. Source Khalil Sehnaoui One way to solve the problem of all the other seats being taken. Source Newageman Just: no. Source Newageman Make yourself at home. Source Jamie Fox Who's a pretty boy, then? Source Newageman London loves a queue. Source Thoughtsofangel Count 'em. Source Thoughtsofangel Super! Source Pinterest Source Sheloveslondon Admit it, you've always wanted to do this, right? Source Lbc He should be commended for staying upright. Source Rhysfuckyeah Is it bring a bear to work day again? Source Zobolondon Who doesn't love looking at a stranger's bare foot? Source Buzzfeed Shirt, check. Hat, check. Ready to go and break hearts... Source Ramanjit Lost dog? Source London Underground Dog love Source D Wood Asleep in the most awkward position and clutching onto a bottle of ketchup: have 10 Tube points, sir. Source Adeym TfL will employ allsorts. Source Thoughtsofangel Ouch. Source London Grumblr Kate Middleton on the Underground. Source Nowmagazine Does he need that priority seat? Source Katableyer Fancy. Source Buzzfeed Clapham North: a station apart. Thought for the day; calming music; plants; and a mini library. Source Jeremy Bowen Vital services. Source Thepoke Groan. Source Natalietweetie Noel Gallagher ditches his Rolls-Royce Source Kairen Coffey A raccoon rides the Central line. Source Felicity Morse Amanda Holden loves a tube selfie. Source Nowmagazine Eddie Redmayne takes his free magazines seriously. Source Addictedtoeddie No spare seats? Bring your own. Source Newageman A White Walker on his way to work. Source London24 Poor Cecil Source Prince of Wales Feather Jay Z and Chris Martin take a ride on the Underground. Source Reveal Making friends Source Lipsticklettucelycra Cute Source Annelibush Who, me? Source Secretldn Never forget. Source Social Media London Brenda takes a trip. Source Buzzfeed More excellent amended signs. Source London Enthusiast One fifth of the Spice Girls; Emma Bunton. Source Asiantown
Last Updated 15 August 2017