Proving once and for all that one man's heaven is another man's hell... here's a selection of incredible pictures from the underground world that makes up the tube network.
As 1.34bn passengers use the 402km of the network each year, it stands to reason that some of them will be complete idiots; some will be a bit famous (Hello, Benedict! *waves*); some will probably be a bit worse for wear; others will be a bit shattered.
Don't forget: there is in London all that life can afford.
No spare seats? Bring your own. Source Newageman Going bananas. Source Instagram Ouch. Source London Grumblr More excellent amended signs. Source London Enthusiast Sweet. Source London Underground May the force be with him. Source Mashable Well done, station geeks. Well done. Source Hayley Mc Queen Never forget. Source Social Media London Laughs at Covent Garden. Source Mashable More TfL humour. Source Khalil Sehnaoui It's nigh. Source Secretldn Amanda Holden loves a tube selfie. Source Nowmagazine Make yourself at home. Source Oscaralexanderl Fancy. Source Buzzfeed Super! Source Pinterest Lost dog? Source London Underground A different kind of pole dancer. Source Buzzfeed Brenda takes a trip. Source Buzzfeed A raccoon rides the Central line. Source Felicity Morse Boom tish. Source Thoughtsofangel Look! A real-life fairy takes the Tube. Source Osiowy Rihanna. Keeping in Riheal. Source Huffingtonpost Who doesn't love looking at a stranger's bare foot? Source Buzzfeed Poor Cecil Source Prince of Wales Feather London loves a queue. Source Thoughtsofangel Jay Z and Chris Martin take a ride on the Underground. Source Reveal Cute Source Annelibush Source Sheloveslondon Clapham North: a station apart. Thought for the day; calming music; plants; and a mini library. Source Jeremy Bowen Just: no. Source Newageman Benedict Cumberbatch loves the Tube. Source Ukdailymagazine One fifth of the Spice Girls; Emma Bunton. Source Asiantown You have been warned. Source Pinterest Making friends Source Lipsticklettucelycra A hard day. Source Newageman Got milk. Source London Underground Kate Middleton on the Underground. Source Nowmagazine Make yourself at home. Source Jamie Fox TfL will employ allsorts. Source Thoughtsofangel Shirt, check. Hat, check. Ready to go and break hearts... Source Ramanjit Who, me? Source Secretldn Taking manspreading to the next level. Source Buzzfeed Time for a snooze. Source Onthetube A White Walker on his way to work. Source London24 Vital services. Source Thepoke Admit it, you've always wanted to do this, right? Source Lbc Eddie Redmayne takes his free magazines seriously. Source Addictedtoeddie Source Buzzfeed It's a long way to the nearest snorkelling spot. Source The Travel Magazine Tough day? Source Tubesleepers Long night? Source Tubesleepers Classy. Source Buzzfeed Dog love Source D Wood Source Newageman Noel Gallagher Source Gigwise A real night owl. Source Revelation Does he need that priority seat? Source Katableyer One way to solve the problem of all the other seats being taken. Source Newageman Fright Mob perform a morph suit flashmob on the Tube. Source Pinterest Is it bring a bear to work day again? Source Zobolondon He should be commended for staying upright. Source Rhysfuckyeah Groan. Source Natalietweetie Noel Gallagher ditches his Rolls-Royce Source Kairen Coffey Who's a pretty boy, then? Source Newageman Pigeon takes a trip. Source Anniemole Don't block the doors with bags of any kind. Particularly not bean bags. Source Newageman Asleep in the most awkward position and clutching onto a bottle of ketchup: have 10 Tube points, sir. Source Adeym Count 'em. Source Thoughtsofangel
Last Updated 15 August 2017