The Best And Worst Of The Tube

By Londonist Staff Last edited 14 months ago
The Best And Worst Of The Tube

Proving once and for all that one man's heaven is another man's hell... here's a selection of incredible pictures from the underground world that makes up the tube network.

As 1.34bn passengers use the 402km of the network each year, it stands to reason that some of them will be complete idiots; some will be a bit famous (Hello, Benedict! *waves*); some will probably be a bit worse for wear; others will be a bit shattered.

Don't forget: there is in London all that life can afford.

Well done, station geeks. Well done.
Source Hayley Mcqueen
A hard day.
Source Newageman
Source Newageman
Time for a snooze.
Source Onthetube
Fright Mob perform a morph suit flashmob on the Tube.
Source Pinterest
Laughs at Covent Garden.
Source Mashable
Noel Gallagher
Source Gigwise
May the force be with him.
Source Mashable
A real night owl.
Source Revelation
It's nigh.
Source Secretldn
Source Buzzfeed
Benedict Cumberbatch loves the Tube.
Source Ukdailymagazine
Make yourself at home.
Source Oscaralexanderl
Tough day?
Source Tubesleepers
Rihanna. Keeping in Riheal.
Source Huffingtonpost
Got milk.
Source London Underground
Don't block the doors with bags of any kind. Particularly not bean bags.
Source Newageman
Taking manspreading to the next level.
Source Buzzfeed
Long night?
Source Tubesleepers
Sweet.
Source London Underground
Pigeon takes a trip.
Source Anniemole
A different kind of pole dancer.
Source Buzzfeed
Classy.
Source Buzzfeed
Boom tish.
Source Thoughtsofangel
It's a long way to the nearest snorkelling spot.
Source The Travel Magazine
Look! A real-life fairy takes the Tube.
Source Osiowy
You have been warned.
Source Pinterest
More TfL humour.
Source Khalil Sehnaoui
One way to solve the problem of all the other seats being taken.
Source Newageman
Just: no.
Source Newageman
Make yourself at home.
Source Jamie Fox
Who's a pretty boy, then?
Source Newageman
London loves a queue.
Source Thoughtsofangel
Count 'em.
Source Thoughtsofangel
Super!
Source Pinterest
Source Sheloveslondon
Admit it, you've always wanted to do this, right?
Source Lbc
He should be commended for staying upright.
Source Rhysfuckyeah
Is it bring a bear to work day again?
Source Zobolondon
Who doesn't love looking at a stranger's bare foot?
Source Buzzfeed
Shirt, check. Hat, check. Ready to go and break hearts...
Source Ramanjit
Lost dog?
Source London Underground
Dog love
Source D Wood
Asleep in the most awkward position and clutching onto a bottle of ketchup: have 10 Tube points, sir.
Source Adeym
TfL will employ allsorts.
Source Thoughtsofangel
Ouch.
Source London Grumblr
Kate Middleton on the Underground.
Source Nowmagazine
Does he need that priority seat?
Source Katableyer
Fancy.
Source Buzzfeed
Clapham North: a station apart. Thought for the day; calming music; plants; and a mini library.
Source Jeremy Bowen
Vital services.
Source Thepoke
Groan.
Source Natalietweetie
Noel Gallagher ditches his Rolls-Royce
Source Kairen Coffey
A raccoon rides the Central line.
Source Felicity Morse
Amanda Holden loves a tube selfie.
Source Nowmagazine
Eddie Redmayne takes his free magazines seriously.
Source Addictedtoeddie
No spare seats? Bring your own.
Source Newageman
A White Walker on his way to work.
Source London24
Poor Cecil
Source Prince of Wales Feather
Jay Z and Chris Martin take a ride on the Underground.
Source Reveal
Making friends
Source Lipsticklettucelycra
Cute
Source Annelibush
Who, me?
Source Secretldn
Never forget.
Source Social Media London
Brenda takes a trip.
Source Buzzfeed
More excellent amended signs.
Source London Enthusiast
One fifth of the Spice Girls; Emma Bunton.
Source Asiantown

Last Updated 15 August 2017