What we're reading:
- Elizabeth line trains will not reach Heathrow until early 2019.
- Chelsea to send racist fans to Auschwitz instead of banning them.
- A bottomless halloumi brunch is coming to London.
- London house prices drop as traditional autumn sales boom fails to start.
- London remains a safe haven for the world's dirty cash.
Things to do:
ALCHEMY ARTWORK: Sensuous, gestural artworks adorn the walls of One Paved Court for the solo exhibition of Judith Brenner. Entitled Alchemy, the paintings in this showcase focus on transformation and exploration. One Paved Court (Richmond), free, just turn up, until 27 October
STRATFORD'S GOT TALENT: Head to Stratford to witness east London's massive cultural scene with live performances from world-renowned organisations and emerging local talent. You'll have the chance to get involved with dance, workshops, talks and theatre. International Quarter (Stratford), free, book ahead, 12pm-8pm
ENGLAND'S ENVIRONMENT: Forget everything you thought you knew about the English countryside. This fascinating talk from Tom Williamson will dispel the myths of our great land and examine the human side of the natural world. Museum of London, free, just turn up, 6pm-7pm
SOANE MEDAL: An evening of celebration for all things architectural in honour of this year's Soane Medal winner Denise Scott Brown. Hear from the creative powerhouse herself in a pre-recorded lecture, with a live response from designer and judge Sir David Chipperfield. National Gallery, £10, book ahead, 7pm-8pm
WAX WORKS: Get creative over a glass of bubbles at this candle making workshop from Earl of East London. Learn a thing or two about fragrance before concocting your own soy masterpiece to take home. Barber & Parlour (Shoreditch), £45, book ahead, 7pm-9pm
SUPPER CLUB: Indulge in an intimate five-course dinner in the salubrious surrounds of The Colton Arms to mark the start of game season. They'll serve the best produce around alongside birds from grouse through to partridge in one fowl swoop. The Colton Arms (West Kensington), £40, book ahead, 7.30pm
COMMON PEOPLE: Bag yourself a well-earned freebie when you turn out and play for the crowds of Battersea at this open mic night. Every performer gets a drink on the house as well as the chance to serenade local Londoners. Northcote Records (Battersea), free, just turn up, 7.30pm-11pm
FINDING JOY: A funny and fearless production, this play follows the ups and downs of feisty granny Joy and her sidekick grandson as they navigate the difficulties of dementia. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll find Joy. Jacksons Lane (Highgate), £10, book ahead, 8pm-9.10pm
SECRET LIVES: Enjoy an evening of tongue in cheek poetry paired with life coaching for despots, inspired by the belligerent tweets of Trump and disconcerting deeds of Putin. Crazy Coqs (Soho), £15, book ahead, 9.15pm-10.15pm
Good cause of the day
Join the NSPCC at the Affordable Art Fair's charity private view tonight in Battersea. The event runs from 5.30pm and gives you the chance to buy inspiring and original artworks as well as enjoy live entertainment and drinks. Money raised will go towards the charity's Letting The Future In service.
