Desperate times call for desperate measures. If you're having trouble getting hold of toilet roll, then the next best solution is clearly to print your own.
We've created this exclusive London-themed pattern for your pleasure and enjoyment. Simply print it out onto the paper of your choice, cut to the desired width, and roll onto your dispenser. No need to thank us.
[Ed: You do realise that you've put our logo on there? People will be wiping their arses with our brand! You dolt.]