We spend 50 weeks of the year moaning about the weather, then when we DO get a taste of summer, it's just too damn hot. Here's how and where to cool down when the heatwave hits London.
How to keep cool on the tube
You're joking right? The tube is London's own furnace — rumour has it the devil himself once had a cosy little lair on the Central line, but found it a bit too toasty and relocated to the cooler, more bearable flames of Hell instead.
That said, there are ways you can rework your commute to keep a bit cooler — meet the air-conditioned tube map. Compiled by Geoff Marshall in the sticky days of the summer 2018 heatwave, it helpfully shows which tube lines are nice and chilled. No surprise that the Central line is absent, but don't forget that the beautifully air-conditioned Elizabeth line has since opened since, and runs a similar route to the Central line through Central London.
Of course, we make no promises about your fellow commuters having the common decency to wear deodorant, but one step at a time, eh?
Rooftop bars and beer gardens in London
If you're anything like us, as soon as thew sun's out, your thoughts turn to al fresco supping. You've got two main options; rooftop bars, and beer gardens.
Rooftop bars can be found across London, from themed hipster hangouts in east London, to stunning views of St Paul's Cathedral, and Peckham's perennially popular Frank's. Browse our guide to the best rooftop bars in London this year.
Otherwise, gather your crew together and make for your nearest beer garden. From riverside terraces to sprawling open spaces, and more compact gardens in the city centre, kick back with a pint and a packet of crisps — just watch out for wasps.
Where to get the best ice cream in London
Is it even summer if you don't have an ice cream on your lunch break... and then another on your way home from work? Sure, you could pop to the local newsagents for a Magnum... or you could hit up one of these ice cream shops, selling the best cones and tubs in the capital.
For a lighter, more refreshing scoop and some rather unconventional flavours, lick your way through these gelato menus.
We haven't forgotten about London's vegans either — there's a surprisingly decent vegan ice cream scene in the capital, ranging from your run-of-the-mill strawberry, to more adventurous flavours including lime and basil, and chilli.
Lidos and outdoor swimming in London
Year-round swimmers must dread summer, when fair weather dippers take to London's many lidos and wild swimming ponds in a bid to cool down. Of course, there are the famous ones — the ponds on Hampstead Heath, and Brockwell Lido — but there are also a fewer lesser-known gems. Finchley Lido, anyone?
Conversely, London's year-round, indoor pools tend to empty out a bit when a heatwave hits, as everyone heads al fresco — so you might get a bit more swimming space at these indoor pools.
Willing to travel a bit? Combine swimming with a day trip at one of these outdoor pools and lidos near London.
Summer beaches in London
No need to hop on the train to get to the beach — although Kent, Essex and Sussex all have some excellent options. London has its own beaches, which pop-up every summer to offer city dwellers the feel of sand between the toes... and in their hair, and up their nose... Anyway, if you're up for finding sand in your crevices until October, here are the details of this year's summer beaches in London.
London water fountains you can play in
Move out the way, kids — we're coming in. In summer, London's awash with water fountains that you're allowed to play in. Splash, paddle and whoop to your heart's content — just remember, you've got to go back to the office in that soaking wet shirt and tie.
Take to the ice
Ice skating's not just for Christmas — London has several year-round ice rinks, situated in dark, cool buildings, away from all that sunshine. The most central one is located at Queensway, and has bowling, arcade games and a restaurant and bar. In fact, it's located underground — ideal if you're swerving the sun entirely.