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Looking to get another London pub crawl under your belt? How about visiting some of south London's finest drinking establishments — between Wimbledon and Beckenham — by tram?
Tram fares — like bus fares — have a daily cap set at £5.25 for adults, so you needn't worry about racking up a mammoth travel bill.
You can do as much or as little of this crawl as you like in one day (and, of course, you can do it back-to-front). Just don't overdo it on the adult beverages.
Wimbledon: take your pick
You've got a slew of quality drinking options at Wimbledon, depending how far you're willing to deviate from the station. Close at hand, take your pick from a bevvy of beverage outlets, including pub-restaurant the Old Frizzle, and the Alexandra (two mins from the station, and famed for its annual free Christmas dinners).
We do, however, have a couple of pub grandees, if you're willing to walk 20-25 minutes. Top of the list is the Trafalgar Tavern (commonly referred to as the 'Traf'), which deals in excellent cask and kegged beer (think Beak, Cloudwater, Surrey Hills) at fair prices, and super friendly staff. Marginally closer to the tram stop is the Sultan, an unfussy carpets 'n' board games real ale pub run by Hopback Brewery, and pouring the likes of Summer Lightning and Crop Circle. Both are superb options.
Or, you could make your way through Wimbledon Village to the fringes of the common, where two worthy boozers are cosied up together: the Crooked Billet and the Hand in Hand. Both are smashing, country vibes, place (with lovely outdoor spots), lthough neither have beer to match the Traf or Sultan.
Morden Road: The William Morris
If you've not been to Merton Abbey Mills before now, you really should. The enclave of old mill buildings on the Wandle paint a pretty picture — and some of the windows/terraces of the William Morris pub (so named because the hirsute Pre-Raphaelite based his textile design and printing company here) provide a plum outlook over the river. The beer selection is admittedly lacklustre, but this is one of those 'location, location, location' boozers — and still arguably worth the 12-minute stroll from Morden Road tram stop.
Mitcham Junction: Drop Project taproom
While the Bermondsey beer mile has become the beer nerd's equivalent of doing the sights around Westminster, Drop Project quietly gets on with its business of making some of London's finest beers, on a Mitcham industrial estate. The taproom usually only opens on the first Friday and Saturday of the month, lending it an extra mythical quality, although there are exceptions — for instance, they open more regularly while the Six Nations or Euros are on. Fit your tram crawl around this if you can (it's about 10 mins walk from Mitcham Junction tram stop). Otherwise, come on a separate occasion, and while away the afternoon sipping from eight lines of fresh IPAs, pales ales and stouts, while feasting on banging eats from the likes of Dragon Flame BBQ. Marvellous.
Therapia Lane: Signal Brewery & Taproom
You could technically jump off at Ampere Way for a cheeky Öl Mörk Lager at IKEA, but seeing as this is supposed to be a day of leisure, maybe swerve the Swedish Divorce Maze and alight at the next stop down the line, Therapia Lane. A very short walk gets you to Signal Brewery, where the taproom is open on Fridays and Saturdays from April-Sept (although they can be sporadic with their opening times, so it's always best to call ahead), and for occasional events (e.g. Six Nations) over the winter. Anspach & Hobday of London Black fame brew next door, although their Croydon taproom is no longer a thing. Shame.
Reeves Corner/Church Street/George Street: take your pick
This is where things get interesting, both pub and tram-wise. The route here comes to a loop; if you're coming from Wimbledon, you'll hit Reeves Corner, before going through Centrale, West Croydon, Wellesley Road, and East Croydon. If you're coming in the other direction, you'll head from East Croydon down to George Street, then Church Street, before linking back up at Wandle Park.
Whether you're at Reeves Corner, Church Street or George Street, however, you're really in the thick of the liquid action: among the pubs within easy walking distance are the Dog & Bull (Croydon's oldest boozer, with glorious stained glass windows); the Ship (the kind of place where you drink rum & cokes and listen to Metallica), and newish kid on the block Riff Raffs (where funk, soul and craft pilsner collide).
Art & Craft in Surrey Street is a fine little purveyor of craft brews (think Bianca Road, Hand Brew, Howling Hops) which you can enjoy surrounded by artworks, including a Banksy disco ball riot helmet. They do now operate a 'no tasters' rule, which is not ideal. One place they'll pour you a taster no trouble is the Green Dragon (about one-minute walk from Art & Craft) — a marvellous establishment offering superb cask and craft beer, a 'ginventory' (basically loads of gins), pool table, book nooks, big screen sports, poker nights... even a PlayStation that's usually plugged in. The only let down here is the food; get your soakage in the way of Surrey Street street eats.
Just across the road from the Green Dragon is Ludoquist — a permanently-packed board game cafe, which serves craft beers. A few doors up from that is the taproom of Croydon brewery The Cronx, serving a range of their brews on keg (plus one or two cask) — and a sprinkling of guest brews. They also do food lie pizza and empanadas from time to time.
East Croydon: Oval Tavern
The loop joins up again at East Croydon, making your tram crawl (and this article) a lot simpler. Arriving in the heart of Croydon, you could stop to throw your beer in the air at Boxpark (and given the quality of the lager here, that might not be a bad idea). Instead, we'd recommend you hop off at East Croydon, and make your way down the residential backstreets to the Oval Tavern. This low timber ceiling inn gives off countryside pub vibes, an image furthered by the pints of Tribute and plates of comfort food. They also sometimes pour their own beers, crafted by Cronx (see above), some of which are made with hops from the Oval's beer garden (it's a great, garden too). Regular blues and comedy evenings mean it'd be easy to wind up your tram crawl here, and frankly we wouldn't blame you. If you happen to be in when Their Majesties are performing, you're in for a treat. If this place looks oddly familiar, you may recognise it as Mark and Jez's local in Peep Show.
Gravel Hill: Golden Ark
Soon after you're back on the tram at East Croydon, your pub crawl comes to another (literal) fork in the road rails. Here is the opportunity to branch off towards New Addington; as far as we know there are no especially worthy pubs here (New Addingtonites are welcome to write in and set the record straight on that one.) However, if you alight at the Gravel Hill tram stop, you'll find yourself 25 minutes' walk from Selsdon's Golden Ark. This is admittedly a schlep, but we still thought you should know that the Ark is a magnificent shopfront-turned-micropub, where they'll pour you everything from a pint of local Titsey pale to a trendy chocolate orange stout. The beer can/bottle selection is awesome, and good cider, gin and single malt options are on the cards too. They even have a cocktail menu. Oh, and the dried snack selection is god tier.
Addiscombe: Claret & Ale
While you may or may not decide to call in at the Ark, stopping at Addiscombe is a no-brainer. From the tram stop here, it's less than a minute to the hustle and bustle of Claret & Ale. Ignore the 'generic old man pub' exterior; this is a delight of a boozer, pouring well-kept cask beers that eschew the usual suspects (think Surrey Hills, Otter, Palmers). It can be clamorous (and a tad clammy) but if you appreciate a no-nonsense pub with 'proper local' vibes, Claret & Ale is it. As for the claret, we've never ordered one, though you'd assume they serve it.
Harrington Road: Craft Beer Cabin
Definitive proof that good things come in small packages, you'd struggle to pack a cosy convention of beer nerds into Craft Beer Cabin. (The opening times are also shrunk-down; they shut shop by 10pm — sometimes earlier.) It's worth holding your breath and squeezing in, though, because this South Norwood gem offers an ever-rotating selection of kegged craft beers (plus a small library of cans) that's enough to excite the most jaded Untappd user. Tap takeovers come from some of the best in the biz (think Beak, Cloudwater, DEYA), and the wine selection is no afterthought either. The bad news? Although Craft Beer Cabin is round the corner from South Norwood train station, the nearest tram stop is Harrington Road — and that's a 20-minute walk. Consider it though, or write it on your beer bucket list for another time, and underline it 25 times.
Beckenham Road: Three Hounds or Br3wery
At the end (or the start) of the line, you've got a couple of doozies to choose from. Three mins from Beckenham Road you've the Three Hounds Beer Co; it's a micropub/cafe/bottleshop/mini arts centre mashup where the beer is always exciting (sours to stouts to saisons, and their own experimental beer too). There's a good selection of wine and spirits, the bar staff are lovely, and they often put on comedy and music events downstairs.
Br3wery (it's a play on the postcode, and to this day we've no idea how to pronounce it) is just one minute from Beckenham Road, and is just as good. A miniature brewery, this place churns out a superb selection of craft beers, including a mango sour to die for. Eschewing the industrial estate vibes of Signal and Drop Project, Br3wery is slap bang on the high street, and perfect for people watching, especially in the warmer months.
We've only included pubs we've been to along the route. Think we've missed out any exceptional pubs/taprooms near a tram stop? Email [email protected] and we'll consider adding it.
