Captain America In London

By Hazel Last edited 167 months ago

Last Updated 19 May 2010

Captain America In London

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London Eye from Peckham Rye car park by Matt From London
CAPTAIN AMERICA! There'll be a new film about him from Marvel Studios!

CAPTAIN AMERICA! Making his film Captain America: The First Avenger in London this July, filming in locations around town because part of the story is set here!

CAPTAIN AMERICA! Is not like Iron Man or Thor whose films were both shot by Marvel Studios mainly in LA, but istead CAPTAIN AMERICA will be an honorary Cockney Sparra while filming here because the producers have better tax incentives here than in Los Angeles!

CAPTAIN AMERICA! Less tax than LA is fine but do you really want London influencing the film shoot?

CAPTAIN AMERICA! Stuck on a bus in gridlocked traffic near Whitechapel, on his way to solve a crime, during a Tube strike, getting angry!

CAPTAIN AMERICA! Arguing with the easyJet sales desk at Heathrow - "Don’t you know who I am?"..."I'm sorry sir, even if I do know who you are, it's company policy that we must have photo identification in order for you to check in..."

CAPTAIN AMERICA! Looking for crime from the top of the London Eye, enjoying a Cornish pasty from Waterloo station and then goes along South Bank annoying the living statues by reflecting light into their eyes with his mighty US flag emblazoned shield!

CAPTAIN AMERICA! Gives up looking for crime to vanquish, goes comedy speed dating instead to hook up with some foxy London ladies!

CAPTAIN AMERICA! We love you! Welcome to our town!