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Flasher Foiled by Gust of Wind

What a day for reporting on the male anatomy. Earlier, we brought you news about an airbrushed phallus; now we’re reporting on one literally brushed by air. Paul Rooke, 41, from Stamford Hill, felt his trousers weren’t doing the job. His Dockers just didn’t attract …

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The Weather With You

We haven’t got outside today but from this Londonist perch it’s looking and sounding like the harbingers of Armageddon are wreaking their dirty havoc on us. Yet, whilst one old lady just walked past with an inside-out umbrella held defiantly above her rain-bonnetted, anoraked, stumbling …