And we mean literally.
Plenty of fun for couples and singles.
Dine with Brangelina, or come face to face with sharks.
Plenty to do for couples and the unattached.
OK, some of them are a little bit cheesy.
Late night tipples and turtles.
Dine with the stars or die from the plague. Your choice.
Snuggle up with some romantic films.
Activities for both romantics and sceptics.
A pop-up florist, themed nail art, discounts on scanties and more (sponsored post).
The Lonely Valentine Club Tour show is no schmaltzy affair.
Veto Valentine's with an exclusive NOW TV Anti-Valentine's Day film screening (sponsored post).
Please don't blame us if some of them do. Lots of love x
Was this romantic gesture intended for you?
Rotherhithe tunnel, the Trocadero and a recruitment agency expo...among other winners.
Handmade flowers and bespoke poetry for Valentine's Day
A bubbly bubble bath that's the "ultimate indulgence" and more in this week's food and drink news round up.
Unusual ways to share the love or shun the sentiment
Live radio, snowdrops, Flamenco, comedy, classical music, circus, dubstep, daylight music, dance, live music, sleaze and classic film.
Valentine's Day is around the corner, but dating can be tricky. If you're confused by conversation, bemused by body language or flummoxed by fans, the Hendrick's Refined Courtship Clinic is here to help...
Today only: top deals on theatre tickets, romantic dinners, rose bouquets and...edible g-strings.
A smattering of out of the ordinary events around town to help you through the Valentine's Day mire, whatever your romantic inclinations.
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