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Wagamama Beats Ivy as London’s Favourite Eaterie

Cancel that reservation at the Ivy: we don’t care if you had to wait 6 months and perform unspeakable sexual favours to get it. Zagat’s guide to eating in the capital has just been published – and it rates Wagamama the most popular restaurant in London. …

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2012 Olympics: UK Targets Moaning Gold

We may not have a freaky medal machine like Michael Phelps up our sleeves, but there is one activity the English will never be bettered at: moaning. While China explodes in a really quite over-the-top performance of national pride, a new survey shows that Brits …

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Kids Unaware Of Olympic Games Coming To London

A tedious survey from a government department we’d barely heard of has concluded that kids in the UK know little to nothing about the 2012 Olympic Games coming their way. The Olympic bad news yawnarama continues. Considering it’s 4 years off, the whole Beijing thing’s …

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Tourist Temptations Too Costly For Some

Love London as we do, we know that some of this city’s tourist “attractions” don’t exactly represent value for money. According to a survey by the Sunday Telegraph, London’s fee-paying attractions are among the most expensive in the world. The newspaper compared the cost of …

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City Workers Addicted To Email Asserts Spurious Survey

You wouldn’t believe it from the weather but summer really is here and the news is therefore getting thin. So, it’s definitely time for a spurious survey to deliver some asinine assumptions to pad out the business pages and get a wedge of PR to …

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Ealing Hospital Makes Patients Feel Sick

Going to hospital is rarely fun — the docs are never as cute as on Grey’s Anatomy, they poke and prod you in uncomfortable ways, and the visit always takes longer than planned. And while some hospitals try their best to make you as comfortable …

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Londoners Sceptical Over City’s Olympic Legacy, Concludes Poll

Yawn. Londonist is fed up of dour news pieces and negatively-biased research polls foisting bleak forecasts on to the public of an overly expensive and poorly designed 2012 Olympics. Are we heading for the crappest Olympics ever? Is the event going to bankrupt our economy? …

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Underground Flirting: Fess Up!

Come now. Tell us. Have you ever been caught staring folornly at a stone cold fox across a crowded tube carriage? Have you ever acted on a subterranean erotic impulse? Are you and your lover in fact sitting there now, fondling each other and fondly …