Zac, Stephen, Andrew and Syed.
Probably not that realistic.
What a terrible idea.
Nifty adjustments have been made to officers per borough, but it's not all that clear.
The Mayor's draft Police and Crime Plan has been released.
Concerned about police station closures? Have your say.
Deputy Mayor wasn't questioned over accusations he touched female colleague.
Stephen Greenhalgh said to have felt colleague's bottom.
Jack Frost nipping at today's news.
Boris says: the police are fine, Barclays is fine, everything's fine.
And the top two police advisers abruptly resign.
Elsewhere, Boris gets his Deputy Mayor for Policing confirmed.
The Olympic torch has been lit and more of the day's news
Munira Mirza and Richard Blakeway elevated; Kit Malthouse is moved off the police and controversy surrounds his presumed replacement.
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