Apparently. We wouldn’t know. The only ten million the denizens of the Londonist dungeon are familiar with is the ten million (and sometimes more) emails about satisfying our women. They all get it wrong: none of them seem to specify remembering to take out the …
We’re letting you know today what the V and A Museum is getting up to tomorrow night so that you have enough time to gather your friends, go through your wardrobe and pick what you want to wear to this monthly event – your outfit …
Anyone with even a hint of taste and decency will know that the only time to drink Carling is after you’ve been atomised by a particularly nasty nuclear power station meltdown. And yet still their indominatable quest to tie up every concert venue in the …
Novelty variants of the Tube map. We love ‘em. It all started over a decade ago, with the famous Great Bear, which now hangs in Tate Britain. Ever since, a growing number of latter-day Tube revisionists have been photoshopping the network. The past few weeks …
One of the briefs for Londonist’s music writers has always been to cover London’s new, unsigned or unheard bands. And maybe a few from out of town who we think are particularly special. We run reviews and interviews but the proof of the pudding is …
A man has been arrested in connection with the murder of Margaret Muller, the 27-year-old American who was stabbed while jogging in Victoria Park in February 2003. The guy who fell 13ft from a balcony at Pacha and paralysed the woman he landed on has …
If you’re fed up with shitty C-list celebrities turning on Christmas lights that have been tainted by the ‘seasonal messages’ of their sponsors, then you might find some refuge over at Spitalfields market tomorrow evening when the the Old Spitalfield Market lights will be turned …
The Londonist Literary List appears every Tuesday. If you’d like to bring an event to our attention, please email londonistlit@gmail.com. Hello? Publishing World? Did you go on a collective vacation this week? Did all of your printers go on strike at the same time? Did …
There’s been a quite a few Olympics stories popping up over the past few days, but we’re quite aware that it’s still seven years away and we’re not all that bothered yet. So we thought that we’d save them all up and stick them all …
Something’s changing in Londonist Towers. Something’s in the air. Perhaps it’s a subtle shift in the midichlorians, perhaps it’s that there’s a new Turin Brakes album out but we’re beginning to stockpile bottles of Tequila and Rizla papers and trying to find the number of …
It must be great to be on the International Olympic Committee (IOC) Evaluation Commission, travelling around the world having entire cities queuing up to kiss your arse, you’d probably never see a homeless person the entire time, not to mention the kind of buffets on …
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