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May 5th

The PM spent a portion of this morning sitting in Buckingham Palace asking the Queen to dissolve Parliament, perhaps nibbling a Mr Kipling’s Fondant Fancy (or if you’re a fan of David Icke, dancing naked in the guts of small children and laughing about the …

Haunted

“My name’s John Constantine, and here I stay: haunted by London. And London, haunted by me.“ If you enjoyed the Buffy TV spin off Angel then you should go see Constantine as it plays a lot like an extended episode – better special effects but …

Tea Bagging Rampant In Wandsworth

We saw Ray Winstone in Scum at an early age and have fond memories of Mickey and Mallory shooting their way to freedom in Natural Born Killers, so we here at Londonist think we are well versed in the art of the prison riot. Over …

Wardens At War

According to the Association of London Government the capitals parking wardens are having a hard time of it lately with at least three being attacked on a daily basis. This is terrible, do we really think that three a day is enough? You see what …

Hackney Haggle

Londonist has always considered Black Cabs a quintessential part of the London experience, right down to the door locks clicking on and off everyone time you stop at the lights; but in April they’re going to get a little touch of Bangkok. This doesn’t mean …

Lovely Arrows

Could darts be on the agenda for the 2012 Olympics? It depends if the Olympic Committee want to argue with thirty stone BDO world champion, Andy ‘The Viking’ Fordham. Today’s Mirror quotes Fordham as saying “I’d love to take part in the Olympics – it …